Posted on Monday, 14 July
Speaking of 50 Shades of Beige, here’s one I took at Wal-Mart.
White girls are so underrepresented aren’t they? I mean, look at their options! It’s as if the entire beauty cosmetic industry was centered on just ONE PARTICULAR STANDARD OF BEAUTY OR SOMETHING.
Posted on Tuesday, 24 June
I guess the one [favorite snl moment] that sticks out is the very first time that I got to say “Live from New York, it’s Saturday night” in a cold open where I played as a translator. It was just an out-of-body experience. I was like “Oh my God, I’m saying it.” You can almost feel the camera lens zoom in on your face. That was the most exciting. And then there’s nothing more terrifying then the SNL audition itself. So after the SNL audition you’re like, “I can do anything now.” Nothing will ever be as scary as that. - Nasim Pedrad
OCHOA!!! BOY ARE THEY BUILDING A STATUE FOR HIM IN MEXICO CITY OR WHAT?!
Posted on Tuesday, 17 June
ESPN (via fifaworldwar)